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Hallelujah, He is risen.
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"And they brought young children to Him, that He should touch them:" ~ Mark 10:13
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I guess it's a turn on.
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he's not the only one whose gunna get nailed
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"Micheal Jacksons custom Light Switches" - Lirl
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I am the Light of the World
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God said 'let there be light' but jesus said 'children, turn me on'. and MJ jokes were abundant through the land.
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I think the best part of this is that the ad is "There's a little bit of Israel in all of us. Come and find the Israel in you" goisrael.com
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He said let there be light !!! (and after daisy had turned Jesus on....there was)
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"But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea." ~ Mattew 18:6
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And so, the fear of inadvertently killing Jesus turned adolescent Johnnie into the leading cause of California's rolling blackouts.
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you could turn Jesus on and see the light
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2nd ****?
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Oh that's so messed up
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I didnt jesus was Catholic
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You see, this is why the church lies. No one would join if it told the truth.
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If you flick it, the lights go out... Wink.
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Typical right-wing sexual in-your-endo.
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