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I always ask for help when masturbating.
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If I pet an animal while I ****, is it extra good?!
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I need to go relieve some stress..... fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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i like to 1st watch my movie (****), take a walk (to the nearest truck stop), start petting my "animal", begin to breathe deeply, ask for help (usually by simply opening my trench coat, then end up masturbating, wash hands (maybe), then sleep for 9 hours in the stall
ITS VERY REFRESHING
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Meh, I've seen worse excuses to ****. Let's go!
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Whenever I ask for help masturbating the cops show up, which adds to my stress...
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Well, I watch animal movies while masturbating.. and my yoga instructor helps me.. Does that make it more effective?
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It's not a giant sign. It's a powerpoint presentation
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Then what's the point of washing your hands?
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bet the guy who made the presentation was masterbating
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does that last one mean 'ask for help' with masturbating or help with stress?
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seems reasonable to me.
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HA! i remember this, it's from the student orientation at the university of colorado!
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try meditating and masterbating it almost as good as ****
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i mastubate while taking a walk on pet that breathes deeply watching a movie
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