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Howdy Huffers! Check out our newest photo site Ad Failure!
We’ve also launched some text based sites you may enjoy: Anti Joke, Anti Pickup Line, Pointless Superpowers, and Clarksonisms.
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I always ask for help when masturbating.
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If I pet an animal while I ****, is it extra good?!
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I need to go relieve some stress..... fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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i like to 1st watch my movie (****), take a walk (to the nearest truck stop), start petting my "animal", begin to breathe deeply, ask for help (usually by simply opening my trench coat, then end up masturbating, wash hands (maybe), then sleep for 9 hours in the stall
ITS VERY REFRESHING
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Meh, I've seen worse excuses to ****. Let's go!
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Whenever I ask for help masturbating the cops show up, which adds to my stress...
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HA! i remember this, it's from the student orientation at the university of colorado!
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Then what's the point of washing your hands?
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try meditating and masterbating it almost as good as ****
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It's not a giant sign. It's a powerpoint presentation
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the guy under the sign is creepy...
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bet the guy who made the presentation was masterbating
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seems reasonable to me.
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i mastubate while taking a walk on pet that breathes deeply watching a movie
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seems like dutch rudder to me
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i **** at the back of the bus
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Hey, dude, could you give me a hand here??
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i do a combination of the last two
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seems like dutch rudder to me
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does that last one mean 'ask for help' with masturbating or help with stress?
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