I always ask for help when masturbating.

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  I always ask for help when masturbating.

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  Well, I watch animal movies while masturbating.. and my yoga instructor helps me.. Does that make it more effective?

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  I need to go relieve some stress..... fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

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  bet the guy who made the presentation was masterbating

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  If I pet an animal while I masturbate, is it extra good?!

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  If you have to ask for help to masturbate, it isn't masturbation.

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  seems like dutch rudder to me

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  i masturbate at the back of the bus

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  try meditating and masterbating it almost as good as porn

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  i mastubate while taking a walk on pet that breathes deeply watching a movie

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  i like to 1st watch my movie (porn), take a walk (to the nearest truck stop), start petting my "animal", begin to breathe deeply, ask for help (usually by simply opening my trench coat, then end up masturbating, wash hands (maybe), then sleep for 9 hours in the stall ITS VERY REFRESHING

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  Meh, I've seen worse excuses to masturbate. Let's go!

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  It's not a giant sign. It's a powerpoint presentation

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  "I need to release some stress...hmmm, oh I know! HELP! I NEED HELP! much better, ahh" (also, is this a giant sign? if not then whats that little man?

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  Then what's the point of washing your hands?

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  seems reasonable to me.

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  Hey, dude, could you give me a hand here??

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  does that last one mean 'ask for help' with masturbating or help with stress?

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  i do a combination of the last two

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  Whenever I ask for help masturbating the cops show up, which adds to my stress...

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  I ask for help while I pet my animal, sometimes I watch a movie during, I breathe deeply and then probably take a nap afterwards... I handle stress.

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  Who dosnt masterbate when they take a walk?

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  One day, my wife walked in on me while I was masturbating. I got her back though - the next day, I walked in on her while I was masturbating.